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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
'Optical neural engine' can solve partial differential equations - Tech Xplore
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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