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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

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So they tried

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

'Optical neural engine' can solve partial differential equations - Tech Xplore

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

NASA’s CODEX Captures Unique Views of Sun’s Outer Atmosphere - NASA Science (.gov)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

South Florida-based Silver Airways shuts down, stranding travelers - Sun Sentinel

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Childhood Trauma Rewires the Brain Through Inflammation - Neuroscience News

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

At Chicago baseball stadium, Pope Leo makes his first pitch to America - The Washington Post

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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